The Centurion theft is about a theft involving the premium boxing robot, Centurion. The price of the stolen bot is among the highest of boxing robots, on par with Twister (Suspect still unknown.)
The theft upsetted most, if not all buyers planning to purchase the new robot. Centurion was scheduled to arrive at the Ebot main market at approximately 9:00 am, delivered by an armored Ebot truck, with driver Walter Philips and armed guard Pugnus Acinaces.
Signs of problems started to show up when the truck left the Ebot factory. After the truck departed for 30 minutes, the truck's tracking signals were jammed, leaving the truck's location unknown.
Ecorp workers hurried to the location where the truck disappeared. The truck left no traces except for an unconscious Walter Philips, Jump Jet fuel, Blood, and... Robot Footprints? Despite all this, There are no signs of the other driver Pugnus Acinaces. Police believed either Pugnus either stole the truck along with Centurion, Killed by the robot, or the thief had him kidnapped.
Quotes from people involved (Add your quotes)
"Well, Centurion is pretty expensive to build. If a new robot boxer appears and is doing pretty good, we'll keep an eye on it." - Chris Lee, Ecorps Department Head.
"It's quite disappointing. I saved my money for two months for it, and I already make millions in a week! Imagine how expensive is that bot!" - Rich Bastard
"We tried to claim insurance fee from insurance companies, but they deny that "theft of robotic equipment" is not in their areas of work, so we are trying to sue them instead." - John Maxwell, Ecorps CEO
"URGHHHHHHH MY HEAD." - Walter Philips, Ecorps Driver
"IVE GOT BIGGA CORN IN MA CRAP" - Fat Bastard
"You've got the wrong guy!!!! I may have stole twister, but i'm not rotten to the core to steal an expensive bot!!" -Jaime Tommes
"Twister IS an expensive bot, Jaime." - Cop
"HOLD RIGHT THERE JAIME. YOU'LL PAY FOR STEALING TWISTER." - Another Cop
"I KNOW THE TRUTH" -Johnny John Johnson(?)
"Ok, WHO DA WATERMELONE STOLE HIM?!" -Tweek Cartman
”This Centurion theft is a big incident- Savarage, stop munching on that banana. What do you mean, ’Bleh,’?” Jack Norman, Irritated by Savarage